Two Step...Two Step....Get Jiggy Wit It.

Accident Report: 4/14/07. Approximately 2 a.m.

The victim a 19 year old, white female, 5'5". At approximately 2 a.m., neighbors of G-Unit headquarters reported hearing loud rap music and stomping from inside the building, and some eyewitnesses reported seeing 3 females (1 hispanic and 2 extremely white) dancing the ghetto/DJ Unk two-step on the porch.

"It was really horrifying." Reported Random Shirtless Guy, who witnessed the entire dance routine. "I mean, you just looked at these girls and knew someone was bound to get hurt."

"We had asked them to stop after we heard stomping. Obviously, they just wouldn't quit." reported Annoying Downstairs Bia.

Sure enought, shortly after 2 a.m., the victim reportedly went into an animated kick, colliding with her colleague, who kicked out at the same time, slamming the victim's left big toe into the side of the other female's white foot. A loud snap echoed through the night, and the victim's toe was broken.

Despite the injury, the very next evening found the victim and the other perpetrator of the violent event "walking it out".

"I realize that my toe is twice the size of my other one, and more purple than Julius Caesar's toga, but that will never stand in the way of my duty to drop it like it's hott." The victim reportedly said. The two white females were spotted at the club the very next weekend. The taller of the two even had the audacity to ghetto two-step in front of everyone, while the victim started a fight with an African American female.

"We're fed up with the reverse discrimination toward white girls at The Library. Just cause we break toes when we try to dance doesn't mean we don't deserve to be out on the floor, stealin all the lovin from the ghetto men."

People of College Station, beware.



Yeah, so my weekend was interesting. And my foot hurts. lol