If I were a drink I would be mixed of course...
You know those lists about how to annoy people in elevators? For your reading pleasure, here is how to annoy your HEB cashier/bagger (maybe compiled from personal experience).
*Get in line with a little red handheld basket. Do not unload. Set on belt, so that the cashier has to unload it, thus slowing down the line, as you stand idly by and watch them do it.
*Come through the express line with 50 items, instead of the specified 10.
*Ask for paper bags. Yes, I know sometimes you want paper bags for other things, but just ask for some extras, we will give them to you. Bagging big orders in paper bags SUCKS. And is not practical. Save the trees people. lol
*Come to the College Station HEB at 1 a.m., when there are only like three people working in the front, with a massive order. Same goes for 6 a.m. people...what are you doing on a real shopping ttrip at those times? Get a life...and if you are trying to beat the crowds...navigating a cart through the mountains of boxes in the middle of the aisles for the stockers to work on is worse, trust me.
*When your cashier asks you how you're doing, don't answer or grunt. Yes, we have to ask you, but we really do want an answer, even if it's "I don't want to be here".
*Finally....on the last screen when you swipe your debit card...it is NOT asking you if you want cash back. It wants to know if your balance is okay...if you want cash back there is a button that says cash back that you must hit.
More to follow I am sure....and really, I sound like a bia in this post..I seriously don't spend my time at work being mad...I actually enjoy work for the most part...people are interesting...
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In other news....I got my first A on a test of the semester, finally! That test was a joke. Wowza. It has given me hope, which will probably be swiftly removed in accounting tomorrow.
*Get in line with a little red handheld basket. Do not unload. Set on belt, so that the cashier has to unload it, thus slowing down the line, as you stand idly by and watch them do it.
*Come through the express line with 50 items, instead of the specified 10.
*Ask for paper bags. Yes, I know sometimes you want paper bags for other things, but just ask for some extras, we will give them to you. Bagging big orders in paper bags SUCKS. And is not practical. Save the trees people. lol
*Come to the College Station HEB at 1 a.m., when there are only like three people working in the front, with a massive order. Same goes for 6 a.m. people...what are you doing on a real shopping ttrip at those times? Get a life...and if you are trying to beat the crowds...navigating a cart through the mountains of boxes in the middle of the aisles for the stockers to work on is worse, trust me.
*When your cashier asks you how you're doing, don't answer or grunt. Yes, we have to ask you, but we really do want an answer, even if it's "I don't want to be here".
*Finally....on the last screen when you swipe your debit card...it is NOT asking you if you want cash back. It wants to know if your balance is okay...if you want cash back there is a button that says cash back that you must hit.
More to follow I am sure....and really, I sound like a bia in this post..I seriously don't spend my time at work being mad...I actually enjoy work for the most part...people are interesting...
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In other news....I got my first A on a test of the semester, finally! That test was a joke. Wowza. It has given me hope, which will probably be swiftly removed in accounting tomorrow.

2 Comments:
At 11:48 PM,
Anonymous said…
OMG Julie!! all of that is really so true, like those are THE very things that annoy me! that and the dirty mexicans that flirt with you... *sighs* HAHA I LOVE U
At 10:18 AM,
Michelle said…
i'll remeber that =) I am thinking about working at HEB! everone else is doing it. GOSH! I gotta get with it =) Love you Julie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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